| i love having bedtime stories read to me. florio made two up for me tonight. so here they are. oh rip them off die.
once upon a time, in a land far far away there was a princess who's name was blair. we'll call her princess blair. and she had beautiful fiery red hair. and a very pretty face. and she lived in a very tall castle and one day she decided to leave this very tall castle and she walked through an enchanted forest and in this enchanted forest there was a horse.it was a stallion, in fact. prettiest horse ever. EVER! and the stallion spoke to the princess.
me~ can it be a unicorn?
yes. it can. okay so lets rewind. princess blair walks through an enchanted forest. and she came upon a unicorn. and the unicorn was the prettiest unicorn ever. EVER! and it spoke to princess blair and it said "princess blair. why did you leave your very tall castle to walk through this forest?" and princess blair said "eh. i need some fresh air." and the unicorn said "well, princess blair. i don't want you to get your feet dirty. so please, ride on my back and we can frolick through the enchanted forest together." so princess blair hopped up on the unicorns back and they go riding through the woods and they talk and laugh and have the best time ever. after a few hours, it started to grow dark and princess blair decided that she needed to go home. so the unicorn brought her to the edge of the enchanted forest and princess blair got off of the unicorn and kissed it goodbye. and the unicorn started shining, so bright infact that the princess had to turn her head and close her eyes. when she looked back, the unicorn was gone. but in it's place was the most beautiful and caring man that princess blair could ever imagine. there was a twinkle in his eye that made princess blair knew that everything was alright. so princess blair and the unicorn-turned-man walked back to the very tall castle, and went to hardcore shows together and had romantic walks in the forest and went to movies and made mix tapes for each other and fell in love and lived happily ever after. the end.
now the second one.
so once upon a time, there was a princess named blair. she was a very pretty princess. and the princes in the neighboring lands wanted to marry her, but they were all lying cheating assholes who lived in their parents basement and princess blair knew better than to even talk to those guys because she obviously deserved alot better. however, princess blair loved to go to hardcore shows in the far away land where they held shows. blair would go to these shows. and she loved these shows. and if these shows were people, they would love her in return. she would attend these shows, and all the people there tried to dress like blair because she had a great original fashion sense and could make anything look great. when the bands would start playing, the would always scan the crowd for that one special girl to sing their hearts out to. even in the most dark places in the clubs, they would always find her and they would sing and play their hearts out to this beautiful girl that they never knew. and every show that blair went to, this would occur. however, one time in particular, a band played that princess blair had never heard of. and as the band played, blair noticed the singer could not take his eyes off of her. after their set, he approached princess blair and started talking. after getting to know each other, blair knew that this kid was the love of her life right at that moment, the rest of the band came and took the singer away, and princess blair didn't even know his name she cried out to him, and as he was being taken away he turned his head and yelled "i'll come back for you..." blair was near tears, and she ran all the way home. she figured that he would just be like all the rest, and that she would never see him again. months passed, and he slowly faded from princess blair's memory, no matter how hard she tried to keep his thought alive. then. one day, there was a knock on princess blair's door and standing at the door was the singer who so dearly loved her. he was holding a bouquet of roses, one rose for each month he was not able to return. they embraced each other, and lived happily ever after. the end.
<333 xxoo
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